Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017

Mister Crustacean Like

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this is my dating
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"im Mister Crustacean Like"

by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Crustacea

something that is weird, quirky or bad.

On a bad day your hair will look Crustacea.
That outfit is Crustacea.

by ladidadida7700 April 6, 2022

Crustacea

something that is weird or bad

skin after a sunburn is crustacea

by ladidadida7700 April 7, 2022

Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017