Person 1: "hey man quit acting like a fag"
Chrompton: stabs person 1 through the liver with a pitchfork
Chrompton: stabs person 1 through the liver with a pitchfork
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chromulon • chromulant • Chromulent • Cromulent • Chromozone • cromulant • chromozoned • chromabone • Chromalofesis • chromazongalong
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originally invented in the show simpsons i 1996 as a joke
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
One teacher leans over to another and says that she’d never heard the word embiggen before . “I don't know why,” the other teacher replies. “It's a perfectly cromulent word.”
the joke being that both embiggen and cromulent were not actual words
ironically both of these are now accepted into general use, with them having a page at merriam webster
there are alternate spelling of the word being: chromulent, cromulant which aren't the official spellings and are wrong but refer to the same thing
originally invented in the show simpsons i 1996 as a joke
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
One teacher leans over to another and says that she’d never heard the word embiggen before . “I don't know why,” the other teacher replies. “It's a perfectly cromulent word.”
the joke being that both embiggen and cromulent were not actual words
ironically both of these are now accepted into general use, with them having a page at merriam webster
there are alternate spelling of the word being: chromulent, cromulant which aren't the official spellings and are wrong but refer to the same thing
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Get the cromulent mug.A lesser known chromosome related condition. Genetically similar to down syndrome, someone with chromoloads has 7 more chromosomes often not appearing physically but has significant effects on their brain chemistry.
Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof
> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles
Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof
> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles
Jim: 'What's wrong with him, is he just inherently retarded?'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'
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by chromazongalong December 22, 2024
Get the chromazongalong mug.Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.
“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”
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