christ santos 

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.

he's a dick, the person Christ Santos

christ santos by Christ Santos June 29, 2014

Chrissy Stamps 

the best. absolutely gorgeous with a laugh that makes you laugh. great smile. amazing personality. all eyes are on her when she walks into the room.

this girl is the best friend y’all could ask for.

maddie: hey, is it just me or is Chrissy Stamps looking especially fine today?
ellie: girl thats how she always looks

Chrissy Stamps by tw May 12, 2022

The Chrissy Snow Syndrome

Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.

Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.

The Chrissy Snow Syndrome by BatmanEater June 17, 2016

chrissy sexual 

When you not into guys but you’d fuck the shit out of a guy name christopher

I’m a straight guy but I would only fuck that guy name Christopher, I’m chrissy sexual

chrissy sexual by Daguy4 October 11, 2022

Jesus Christ Sponge 

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

Jesus Christ Sponge by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Risen Christ Catholic School 

Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.

It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.

Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?

Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.

Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?

Maya: Yes I did.

Edward: how was it?

Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.

Risen Christ Catholic School by UglyTikToker May 13, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

Jesus christ please save me by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020