He is a lost young man that tries to look for some booty, but it never works out, he turns out bald. He is Unattractive, legend says that he never got to have a girlfriend or married he is reaaly short and fat, in fact it is natural for him.
by Robert L. Daniels July 23, 2019
Get the Chrisphine mug.Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.
Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
by Puddintan3 September 4, 2017
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by Urban/country/23 October 2, 2018
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A beautiful Chrishanda
by Angeltonic September 7, 2019
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by Shaniii November 21, 2021
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