Chris

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other

Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

by Dr. STFU October 16, 2008

Chris

An ugly kid who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people’s conversations

Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually

by offietingz May 21, 2019

Chris

The most loyal Such n such

Chris is the best at being loyal !

by Yolo ghe 200 August 2, 2018

Chris

That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.

"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you

by Arthur Lemming October 14, 2012

Chris

The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!

by The Chris Man 75657 October 17, 2008

chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

by hermionie July 15, 2008

Chris

A Chris is the love of your life! He makes you feel like you are worth so much more and keeps you by his side. He never goes for another girl even when you may think so because of his beautiful ocean eyes. He's a lover and a cuddler, he is dirty minded at times and listens to you when you need to vent. He always says he's ugly when really all you see is how handsome he is! The smile he puts on your face is brighter than the sun! He can be very open and he only trusts a few of his closest friends and family. He's very intelligent, fun, amazing, etc. A Chris never makes you feel like a failure or a waste of his time! He will love you until the very end and he's very supportive! He's very serious about his religion, but not as serious as he is about you! "I love my Chrissy Bear!"

Chris is the best person out there!
"You and Chris look so cute together!"

by Ye dAd:) April 11, 2019