dave chappelle

One of the funniest man alive. A gennous in comedy.
He had a show called "Chappelle's Show" in which he made 2 seasons. He had a third seasosn of previously cancelled episodes called the "Lost Episodes". All three seasons are on DVD. But it, its a must.

Billy: Dave, I dont feel so good, could you call the nurse?
Dave CHappelle: Sure Billy, whats wrong? are you alright?
Dave Chappelle calling the nurse: Nurse could you come in here quickly please? Billy is getting his ass whipped in street ball and I need a witness.

by cates September 25, 2006

Dave Chappelle

A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.

People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.

by NReb April 14, 2004

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011

Price chopper

a place where every evil old person in the world goes to mingle and ruin the lives of young adults trying to live off of minimum wage.

"hank, i need to go to Price chopper to get my prune juice and saltines.

by kate December 25, 2004

Death Chopper

The US Marine Corps (UMC) Black Hawk Helicopter, or the Middle-East Coalition (MEC) and Chinese transport helicopters,in the video game Battlefield 2. The Death Chopper is named such because of its weak armor, slow speed, and light and ineffective weapontry. Because of these qualities, Death Choppers are extremely vulnerable to enemy fire from both land and air-based enemies. Its status as a death-trap is further incrased by the fact that it frequently carries large numbers (up to 6) of players, providing a quick and easy way to obtain a large number of kills. Death choppers most frequently fall victim to enemy aircraft or air-defense turrets, although gunship helicopters, turret-mounted machine guns, and shoulder-lauched anti-tank weapons (noob toob) also claim thier fair share of Death Choppers.

Death Choppers are most vulnerable on the "Wake Island 2007" map, where they often provide the "best" way for noobs and newbies to either get off the USMC carrier (for the US team) or get onto it (Chinese team). Expect to get a full 6 kills if you shoot one down on this map during the beginning or middle of the game.

(death chopper with 6 people is in midflight from the carrier to the chinese south base)
Death Chopper Pilot: Oh shit, enemy aircraft!
(Noob on chopper minigun shoots at enemy plane, but misses)
PLane pilot: haha n00b! Death Chopper guns suck!
Death Chopper Pilot: Shit, we're fucked. Damn you plane whores!
(PLane shoots down Death Chopper giving the plane pilot 6 kills and adding 12 points to his already-high score)
PLane pilot: Haha! i pwn Death Chopper n00bs! all your base are belong to us!

by SheeAIDS August 31, 2008

Screwed and Chopped

Hip-Hop that is slowed down to 85%-90% of its original speed, then "chopped up" by repeating certain words or phrases in the song. Screwed is slowing down the song. Chopped is giving the song the scratched-cd effect. Created in Houston, TX by DJ Screw. RIP DJ SCREW

A. "Did you hear that track by Z-Ro and Trae called 'My Momma'"
B. "Yea, mayn! That song is chill Screwed and Chopped"
A. "Listen to it when you're throwed"
B. "RIP DJ Screw"

by Peoples Champ May 25, 2006