choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

Choompa

A word that can be used as a adjective, verb or noun, It can replace anyword you like and can have whatever meaning you want. It has a past present and future terms. Choompa is pure. Choompa is life.

Noun: Bob: Damn bruh are we going to that choompy place again? Bobby: Yup
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt

by Choompa Lover 912 September 25, 2017

choozie

A guy with a really huge dick. You can usually find him in the Officsl BALLSAQ Discord Server saying funny things.

KodakBallsaq: “Choozie moment”
NotCarti: fr

by fishcakess March 27, 2021

chomz

He's a softie. He's a cheeseball who once made me feel very special. He is also good at holding hands.

Chomz and budhu forever

by yourMomGay2003 July 13, 2021

Choom

slang popularized by cyberpunk

Meaning:
(A friend)

(A friendly person)

(Kind person in general)

"Just came from the park met a couple chooms"

by simbre November 21, 2022

Choompa

Choompas are fat people that don't work in groupd projects. A common choompa will typically have no friends and probably no family. Eventually if youre lucky you will evolve into a mega choomp and be the best in the MLG.

Katlyn: Stop im not doing that.
Bob: Stop crying like a baby choomp.
Josh: She lookin like a squid.
Victor; Im a mega choompa.

by Tristan Aitkenhead September 28, 2017