Chiseled Muffin

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.

Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.

by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

Sam's Choice

Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.

Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.

Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...

by Doctor Thunder June 22, 2005

chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

Nigga Lover's Choice

A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.

Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.

Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!

by Urbangeek3.9 January 23, 2014

Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.

Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.

by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009

the chosen one

The chosen one is the only person that can save the planet from evil destruction using his combined forces of godliness

Hey you saved the world yesterday you are the chosen one!

by Randomguy78 March 27, 2013

chisel lips

lips that are very rough, mostly chapped or cracked.

that girl i got head from had some major chisel lips. my dick was raw for a week.

by boilerup21 March 28, 2010