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Wishing upon a chocolate starfish 

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

holy chocolate starfish 

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish 

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.
Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish 

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Starfish

A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.

Sweet Chocolate Starfish 

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*