Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

clitamatitis

When you pull out of a girl and your semen is like a shoe string.

I think i got the clitamatitis, when i skeeted i pulled out and it dangled around like a shoestring.

by freddy ballgame February 28, 2008

ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.

Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air

by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004

clitatron

one who gives gobbies on a regular basis, often back at the oppsite sex's house while a friend/s is in the bed also. most commonly attends a private school, allthough constantly suspended, maintains a job at the local macdonalds and spends all spare time/money at gigs to hardcore scremo bands.

allways associated with a ranga.

girl 1 : your such a typical clitatron!
girl 2 : just coz i like cock, piercings and macfeast burgers?
girl 1 : mmmm yeh
girl 2: mmm gobbies
girl 1 : my point exactly

by fizzzle June 6, 2009

chitanium

An inferior metal used to make everyday objects.

Anything made of metal that continually breaks under normal usage must be made of chitanium.

by sirfixalot May 24, 2011

Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020