chime

when you make a very high pitched fart come out and 15-20 seconds later it smells like a rotten cheese poop soaked oven baked smoked and then soaked for some time longer then heated in the crock pot for a few hours then served to any in the visinty of 30-40 feet. (you may wanna make the funeral arrangements)

Me and my friends are watchin the football game and bill over chimes and we all go "bill what the hell is that" and he goes what i just chimed a little and 16 seconds later hes in the car taking us to the hospital

by chimer July 25, 2010

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chimee chongas

Nobody really knows what chimee chongas are, but people always know that they are good.

CHIMEE CHONGAS!!!!!!!, said KPG.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

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Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

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wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008

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Chin Chimes

Defined as a condition where someone places his balls on one's chin while you deep throat.

Every Monday my boss throws the chin chimes on me while he takes care of bidness!

by Wilbur Roundhead December 20, 2004

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if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.

Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.

by thealphajoe August 12, 2014

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