Childe

a mf from genshin impact that just so happened to be hot.
sometimes a menace to society but aren’t we all?

IM GONNA GIVE CHILDE THE BEST HEAD EVER IMMA GIVE HIM THAT GLUCK GLUCK 9000099900

omg you’re name is childe? you’re so hot

by i’mbaldinghelp March 26, 2021

Child

A person who is under the age of 18 or 13.

Hi I'm 12! BACK OFF CHILD

by fallboygo May 11, 2022

childe

the most hottest fatui in the whole of tevyat

girl 1: *pulls for childe and gets him*
girl 2: HOW DID YOU GET HIM ON YOUR FIRST 10 PULL??? *proceeds to strangle girl 1 to death*

by childesimp69 December 12, 2021

The Child

Also known as Grogu or Baby Yoda

Yo bro did you watch that new mandalorian episode, they kidnapped the child

by M1DN1GHT-HWK March 25, 2021

Child

A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.

Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*

by Erszebet April 17, 2006

childing

1. When one child cares and attends to another child in the absence of parents, so that parent can engage in adult actives.

2. Being forced to babysit your siblings without pay.

Heather was childing her little brother as her mother went to the store to buy booze for her father.

by Sarah Ritter September 5, 2007

Child

The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.

God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...

by Clem February 21, 2005