chewer

A person, particularly of the female breed, who is proficient at sucking an abundance of shlong.

That girl girl loves the cock, what a disgusting chewer.

by nevvy_nsw_08 May 23, 2008

Arm Chewer

To wake up next to an ugly girl after a night on the piss, in the cold light of day and in the absence of your beer googles, you would rather chew off your own arm instead of moving it from under her head and risk waking her.

Q. Was she fit?

A. Na she was an arm chewer!

by james dexter July 9, 2004

gum chewer

a hooker. A woman who has sex with most of the male population in any and every town.

Damn that girl is such a gum chewer.
You are not leaving this house dressed like a gum chewer young lady!

by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

gum chewer

A hot girl between the ages of 20 and 30 who chews gum with a stupid, vacant look on her face and is somewhat promiscuous.

A girl need not be chewing gum to be labeled a gum chewer, but must look so stupid that one could imagine her chewing it in the manner described above.

That hot little bitty over there is such a gum chewer.

by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008

crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.

Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer

by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019

ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.

"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"

by Penguinato October 16, 2019

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005