Chem-Nut

Acidic-like male semen caused by a diet of basically nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew.

I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Girl Chammak

A girl Chammak is basically a female in Dubai (or Sharjah) that tries to act like aboodi over here yet cant go one puff without almost passing out, these girls try to show off their bodies in any way possible, they get their clothes 3 sizes smaller than their actual size and girl chammaks are usually at moe (mall of The Emirates), motorcity or marina mall, they also post sad Simpson edits on their snap stories claiming that they are “depressed” they are usually dating chammaks whos names are abood, mahmoud or adam

1. Oh look a group of girl chammaki’s

by chileumanyways... September 9, 2020

chammak

A chammak is someone who is fake, to put it simply. They always post an aesthetic edit along with their photos on instagram or they edit their photos heavily so it looks really shitty and you can't see their face. Their bios are filled with emojis like ⛓,😔,💔,🌹,🥀,🌙,🖤, or all of the above. They listen to either Juice WRLD, Travis Scott, slowed + reverbed songs or XXXTENTACION

they get 2 girls in a day and break up with 4 girls by the next day, and the way they do that is by posting depressed quotes and "aesthetic" images of bart simpson doing random shit.

their instagram usernames replace their vowels with the letter "x".

their bios are typed in with this 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖇𝖓𝖔𝖝𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙.

Rahul: Bro i'm coming by Tanmay's and Hazim's house to play FIFA
Me: Dude they're so chammak man don't hang out with them, fake ass niggas they are lol.
Rahul: Damn they're chammaks? Aight i won't hang out with them

by vlonetug69 September 7, 2020

Cheemdirter

A cheemdirter is used to describe several different things. 1.The most common use is when a person is trying to fart but shards his/her garments, which in this case have to be denim coveralls to make it a true cheemdirter. 2.Another use is when a person accidentally poops in the shower, bathtub, and/or toaster-oven. 3.A shot of half gin-half petroleum chased with small twigs, moss, and dirt.

1.I've gone through 37 pairs of those raw denim coveralls because of my chronic cheemdirting.

2.I think someone cheemdirted in the toaster because my white toast looks more like cinnamon toast and its not even toasted yet.

3.I started my Saturday night out with a cheemdirter then blacked out and died.

by FatBleez August 3, 2009

chema out

Ducking out of a game on account of a bum knee or some other lame excuse.

Origins: From one Chema Hinojosa's persistent, old man behaviour.

"Awww, man, if Rizky didn't chema out, we could have played more than just 15 minutes!"

by evil_lexicon January 12, 2012

National Cheems Day

June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time

Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit

by that_one_spoon May 6, 2020

Joe Chema

Joe Chema is a man of many Mysteries and no one knows who exactly this person his but his name is often yelled for random reasons or just for fun.

Ex “Joe Chema” said Deebs, “who is this dude man?” Says his friend

by Joe Chema September 3, 2021