Proper Chels

A common term used amongst half witted football fans who happen to support that joke of a football club known as Chelsea F.C

Pronunciation: Propah Chelsse!

E.g Rory Bartholomew Jennings: Frank Lampard is the greatest man ever. He's a Chelsea man: proper Chels!

by g3org3.m June 14, 2023

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Chel-LO!

How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.

For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.

Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)

by Purple Rosin December 08, 2018

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dayday & chels

dayday & chels are the two people that keep me grounded. i haven’t known them as long as they’ve known eachother, but they surely feel like home to me. their presence is the light of my life and i don’t know where i’d be without them.

“dayday & chels? i heard they’re really sweet.”

they are. they're the blood pumping through my veins.

by calmbeforethestoem May 12, 2024

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