Wheel of Cheese

A reference to the Australian movie 'Crackerjack' (2003). The Wheel of Cheese is an item at the staid Cityside Bowling Club. It is meant to be used to make cheese and crackers...and ONLY cheese and crackers! In the film it is misused by the central character to make an actual sandwich and is used as a device to suggest the tearing down of a particular sacred cow.

Don't mess with the Wheel of Cheese.

by majmeyer May 27, 2012

cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.

That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!

by failopisfail September 10, 2010

sucks a bag of cheese

Something that really sucks.

"You're paralyzed? Man, that sucks a bag of cheese."

by Ezomz July 18, 2009

Friend of cheese

Avid fan of the band The String Cheese Incident

Brah, he's a freind of cheese!

by Mayor McCheese December 30, 2004

lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese

What I say to people in D&D.

Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".

by person yo-yo September 22, 2003

block of cheese

Blue balls; a vulgar term used to describe the dull pain incurred by an imaginary accumulation (and curdling of said accumulation)of ejaculate in the testes.

I haven't had sex with my girl in a while. When i do I'm gonna drop a block of cheese in that ass.

by DarqMage May 12, 2008