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If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus
mmmmm Cheesus
by Devin Diggler April 27, 2004
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Cheeseman

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.
1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?
by Spartyvus December 6, 2018
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Cheeseman

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012
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cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)
dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.
by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010
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Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
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Cheeseman

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.
I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!
by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010
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Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.
Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!
by Boogiman February 17, 2009
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