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built like a box of cheerios

by Aye_Wolf_Gang March 30, 2017
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pissed in your cheerios

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."
by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014
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Cheesist

One who worships cheese and the cheese god; otherwise known as god.
"Cheese is god"
"I am a cheesist"
by lucas July 20, 2004
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Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
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cheerioslala

something said when disagreeing with something.
Mike: your hat looks dumb.
Barbara: cheerioslala
by DDKinz64 May 10, 2021
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Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.
"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"
by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011
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Cheesist

1. One who thinks they're too good for Kraft American Singles.

2. A person that is prejudice toward bright orange American cheese.

3. A person that will not eat cheese at all.
Those cheesist Californians think their palettes are too refined to enjoy the simple pleasures that are Kraft American Singles.

Your chubby friend that keeps unwrapping and eating cheese slices out of our fridge, he's definitely not cheesist.
by ~RoB October 5, 2011
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