chesterton

Describes the act of one man or woman defecating on the chest of a man, preferably with a very hairy chest.

"Bob just gave Hubert a giant Chesterton."

by copey July 21, 2006

cheesemonger

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

by bob November 23, 2002

cheeserock

Cheesy pop music that wants to be rock and roll. For example, Nickleback, Creed, 3 Doors Down, basically any cheesy rock popular on the top 40 circuit. Cheeserock can also be bands that try to hard to be “cool” or to copy the style of a more original artist in order to glom onto the wave of young people who are into that new sound, thus becoming cheeserock by being “posers”. For example, A post-punk wannabe who is an avid fan of Rancid, or Bush, might be referred to as a Cheeserocker someone who is hardcore into cheeserock bands like Korn and Slipknot.

Nickleback is the worst bunch of cheeserock to which I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening.

by Biunivoque August 20, 2019

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheverton

the best person

that is mrs cheverton

by antidisenstablishmentariluzem October 20, 2020

cheesetoenail

A generally weird person, most likely satanistic

Damn ur so cheesetoenail bro

by TotallySane October 17, 2021

reverse Chesterton's fence

The Reverse Chesterton's Fence: before retvrning to a tradition, practice, or way of life, make sure you understand why people abandoned it in the first place, which parts of it are crucial to make it work vs random dogma, and what are the tradeoffs involved.
~made_in_cosmos

Picking up the babies lying in puddles of muddy bathwater and seeing what it takes for them to get to grow up is Reverse Chesterton's Fence in action.

by TheWingedTree January 20, 2022