the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 08, 2009

wet cheeseball

Someone who takes themselves too seriously and can’t ever have fun or joke around. They think everything is corny and thinks it’s embarrassing to not be a lifeless corpse 24/7.

Davis: Haha Fulton look how braindead you look in this photo

Fulton: 😐😐😐 ur not funny 😐😐😐😐
Davis: You’re such a wet cheeseball

by cashanova December 21, 2021

Latvian Cheeseballs

The act of coating ones balls with the powder of crushed cheeseballs and forcefully placing them in the face of a girl and having her lick them nice and clean.

Man I gave Ashley the Latvian Cheeseballs last night, she really likes it the cheesiest.

by The Cheesiest May 13, 2011

The Cheeseballs manoeuvre

When you dip your balls in melted cheese and get it licked off by anything between a woman and a cat

I pulled the cheeseballs manoeuvre on Stacy last night

by Manbananna September 26, 2020

Nigger cheeseballs

When a nigger farts on some crackers and shits pellets on they faces

"God motherfucking damn. Did you see greg's Nigger cheeseballs yesterday? HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER."

by Horny4Poop January 02, 2021

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 09, 2021

cheeseball

someone who is extremely cheesy and need to take a bath cs they STANK. Often taking showers once to three times a year.This person Is extremely dangerous to be around. Their odor can KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!

person1: Man Diddy was STANK asl today. He needed to take a shower

person2: I know man, he a cheeseball

by damyreonstank101 May 13, 2025