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Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.
Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!
by rudeboyty February 11, 2015
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cheeborgotry

mom stop cheeborgotrying all the cheese before I cheeborgotry you
by bobbysmurda2121 November 4, 2019
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Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.
Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!
by Ryan February 10, 2004
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cheebaehorror

the horror of seeing a large majority of girls dressed in denim tights and miniskirts and/or revealing and flimsy tops,in a crowded and upmarket shopping belt.a torture for the eyes.
the scene at orchard road is truly cheebaehorror!!so many female youths revealing parts of themselves in all the wrong places!!one wonders what good education has done for this generation of females,and how tasteless the boys are to even go out with them,let alone date them.yucks!!never EVER go out with a girl less dressed than u,its an insult to u as a boy!!
by making sense July 2, 2011
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Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012
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cheetofeet

A medical condition affecting the lower extremity of the vertebrate leg. Principal symptom includes a strong, cheesy odor resembling that of the orange, crunchy snack cheetos.
Due to not washing her feet or changing her socks on a daily basis, Joyce contracted cheetofeet.
by TootsieRoll March 24, 2005
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orange cheeto

*hits blunt* is that an orange Cheeto
Nah dude it's our 45th president
by Brownperson1256 November 16, 2017
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