Chav 

A species that constantly talks about erections e.g ' ah mert your hard' and has a particular fancy to beef and enjoys to be 'in it'

Chav

Chav by saliman May 6, 2011

Chav 

Somone who has the biggest gob on them... pills on foundation, looks like coco the clown and hates emo's

Shut up you Chav, go drowm yourself in foundation

Chav by PeanutButterJellyTime January 14, 2008

chav 

A human with a very little brain. Can be recognised by their fake burberry, socks tucked into "sports label" trousers and endless tacky gold jewllery (mainly bought from Argos!). These primitive people are offten seen swearing,smoking and lobbing things at random people. Pity they can't see how lame they really are!

Just go into your local town centre there should be al least a gang of 8 hanging around a McDonalds somewhere....

chav by Anon November 15, 2003

chav 

A young British 'person', bottom bottom class in both status and culture, favouring baseball caps, fake 'sports' 'labels', tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks, trainers that cost the same amount of money as a flat deposit, and an unspeakably antisocial manner : a juvenile ruffian.

"You fucking faget! Oi! You startin'? You startin'?"

chav by Rupert Ducker December 5, 2003

Chav 

A bunch of twats, about 2 foot tall, trackies, reebok classic trainers, plastic-gold jewelry, fake burberry, usualy spotted outside McDonalds, terrorizing OAP's, and with a joint of weed (grass mowings) shouting "oi blud, u startin on me geez, i'll fuckn bang ya faggit"

hey darren, look at that chav over there, READY! AIM! FIRE!

Chav by chav assassin November 26, 2009

chav 

First of all, someone already said that it originates from chatham in kent. I myself have the diespleasure of living in Chatham, so i know wat i'm talking about. Dumb. thats what a chav is. a dumb stupid sheep who follws the fashion sense of a drunk because his crack-dealing dad and his prozzie mum can afford the bling and the burberry. for some reason they think they should be worshipped as gods due to their dangerously angled hats. can be referred to as "scallies" "kevs" and sometimes "townies".

Clean up britain. Kill a chav today.

+ I iz not a chav mate, innit?
+ i'm not your mate

chav by jack bean November 21, 2004

chav 

chav, charv, charva: someone who acts big and hard when they are with the rest of their own kind pick on the young and old never anyone who can fight back.
smoke drink drugs and get pregnant at a very young age,
dress mainly in tracksuits checkard and branded names only.

newcastle chav: here man ya fukin divi al nock ya clean oot!!
"here mate lends a tab, money, light"

someone who wears rockports and starts on some random person for no reason what so ever!

chav by ian david wright January 28, 2009