Camsplain

Cammyusˈspleɪn,🥦ˈspleɪn/

verb

Present an idea to someone by describing it in utter gibberish with no grasp of reality and no evidence.

"He Camsplained to me that you can't get a girl pregnant if she goes on top because of gravity"

by Dr big calves October 12, 2021

champlain

French Canadian frat boys state this in a lower tone and repeat for no reason. This usually means they are of the 'Fuckboy' variety.

Champlain

by TheGreatLebowski March 17, 2017

Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no.

"That dude really likes Capsplaining, I did not want to hear about his day for the 6th time tonight"

by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021

just north of champlain

you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.

Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"

by Jason Baker June 12, 2007

chaplaincy

The term refers to the act of receiving an explosive phosphate enema and requiring the assistance of a chaplain to administer support through hand holding and holy prayer... amen.

crikey where's the godamn chaplaincy team.. our father, who art in heaaaaavennnn... hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, wowzers thy will be doneeeeeee..

by littleburkey December 14, 2010

Champlain college

A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.

Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.

by Vindictive. February 26, 2011

Cuntsplain

Non-gender specific variant of Mansplain

Nelly felt the need to cuntsplain the concept to us all.

by minkeylicker November 13, 2017