charver

Serious illness from the north-east of england, symptoms include:
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
harrasing
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language

lets gan (go) down the shop for some scran (alcohol)and tabs (ciggeretes)

by david h May 26, 2004

charver

A breed of chav from the north east
BOYS will be seen in tracksuits, burberry, granda caps and rockports
GIRLS will have thick gold jewellery and caked on make up. Both wear BERGHAUS, COLUMBIA, MERA PEAK and other "hiking" coats.

Let wi gan doon the offie and ill chaw some sweaty. Gan get sum lowie from wor yem for a geet bit tac ind we'll twok a snout off a goff

Lets go to the off licence and ill steal some cheap wine. You go and get some money from my house for a lot of marijuana and we'll steal a cigarette from a goth.

by KAyleeeeeeee September 3, 2005

Carebear

A derogatory label and self assurance, used by little boys, whose only baddassery, comes from making their cartoon characters jump around and hit other players real good. Their fragile egos exist only in the form of number of PVP kills earned in a video game and are thus, sadder than you.
Used as a form of counter whining, and childish ad homonym to express frustration at the fact that other players may not enjoy having a 14 year old with self esteem issues and an internet based upbringing, or some 40 year old virgin who dry humps his keyboard for 22 hours a day- killing them while they're trying to play a game.

Those who use this phrase are usually used to chat speak and are generally unable to form complete sentences and original thoughts due to the brain filled with hopes of honor points and other such virtual pride.

Talk about how much a pussy people who aren't into PVP are but offline are the biggest chickenshits around. They honestly think anyone with pubic hair actually considers them to be intimidating.

Used by people who have no life outside a video game.

You may call me a carebear because I'm "afraid of PVP" but if I unhinged your Dorito specked claws from the keyboard and put a woman in front you...well, you'd probably wet yourself.

by FlowersInMidgar4 October 26, 2008

Cherbear

1:) A term of endearment for a person resembling or showing characteristics of the one and only, Cher

2:) A person with uniquely proportioned and highly positioned cheekbones

3:) A person who underwent too much facial plastic surgery

4:) A person addicted to botox injections; specifically, in the eyebrow and forehead region

My what big cheekbones you have, Cherbear!

by Jenanners December 12, 2010

CareBear Land

A fictional land that only few people reach during their High. People's heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. This is all followed by Maniacal laughter, and the term "tripping out" constantly. Experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. Because there is no way, that you can get that high. You have this unbearable hunger for Wendy's, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.

"Ohhh Shiii... I going to CAREBEAR LAND!"
"WENDY'S!!!!!!!!"
"Guys, we did this last time!"
"Gimme some!"
"Do I sound black to you, nigger?"
"Coquitlam"

by AyatollaJew February 11, 2010

charver

aye reet fair enough aye am a "charver" n half the stuff ya sayin is spot on 4 a charver: drink drugs raves goin wild wey aye its all in a day work init aye but rite the thing is am canny cleva aswel n for al the fukin idiats on ere hu try sayin wav got 1 fukin braincell n wa cant read wey huw man waht the fuck have a just done am sik ov evry1 sayin wa gan rnd burstin every1 for nee reason if wa gana start wif a sum fukin hippy wav obv got a reason 4 it n wa hav mor rik wif each otha thn any otha cunts so yas divnt na th fukin half ov it n b4 ya start on aye wen am skint a dee drink white storm n al tht cheap shite bt if av got th lowie ad rava pay 4 sum fukin vodka mesel lke anyday so ya canit say wa fukin tramps & aye a dee dabble in drugs sooo fuk man its a frisk

reet just had 2 get tht off me chest am fukin sik ov all yee daft cunt fukin seriotypes hamarin us charver 2 bits its a fukin joke man sum cunt stik up 4 us lot 4 1ce coz th fukin laws alway on wa case

by wey wa canit say tht 1 December 24, 2008

Charver

A charver is an unintelligent being. They are renouned for being dropouts and generally fail in life. You can tell a charv by there permaneant sideways look, the smell of tabacco, burberry caps, scooters, trance music, over the top sports wear, cheap jewelery(known as bling), the use of the words "marra" ,"who","like","tabs" and the constant use of the word "fuck" or "fuckin".

"the charv's are having tabs in the toilets"

by Jonny Allsop October 14, 2004