Charmont

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.

Darling, your dress is simply charmont!

by Mona2006 December 10, 2020

Charlonzo

The stupidest nickname for someone named Charlie.

"Hey, isnt that Charlonzo over there?"
"Who? No, thats Charlie."
"No, its my man, Charlonzo."
*huff* "Whatever, asshole. Hi Charlie."

by theresa lynn November 29, 2005

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

dirty chmaroon

dirty chmaroon is similar to dirty sanchez, only here, there are more fecal on one's face - guy sticks his finger in females ass when doing her from behind, and smears it on his upper lip. It usually takes at least three repetitions to get it right. this sex game got its name in eastern Europe and it's used widely there. It comes from a male name "Marko" - if you add letter č(ch) in front, you get čmarko (čmar means asshole), so its basically straight forward...

dirty chmaroon is a weird sex game where male sticks his finger in females ass usually when they are in doggy style and smears fecal matter on his upper lip - several times.

by horror factory December 27, 2011

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

Charvon

The one girl who you were stupid enough to let her get away, a decision that will haunt you for the rest of your life. She's smart, caring, fun-loving, and has got a booty that would make Buddah weep.

Damn, did you see Charvon when she walked away?!

by snappychappy February 3, 2010

chardon

What occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. Popular amongst housewives in Orange County.

Oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.

by BufordX December 31, 2010