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Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon October 1, 2007
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Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.
After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.
by Johnny December 20, 2003
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charmie

noun:lovable dragon that uses charmed glasses to disguise itself as a sexy asian and feeds off of the responses it recieves from its posts on facebook
Why is it that I enjoy this charmie's posts so much even though it eats at my soul?
by Cadablack June 27, 2011
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charmel

A unique name for a girl. Charmels are usually horny and fun. They are quiet at first but when night comes she gets wild. She can be down to earth and simple but can also be wild and annoying.
Charmel is so fun. I want to be her friend.
by Some Asian Gorl October 26, 2020
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Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.
Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew
by Charmin Man December 15, 2020
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dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.
Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.
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Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
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