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Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon October 1, 2007
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Charvin

A name that describes a person who can be random at times. He can go from friend to ass in a split second so watch out. Trash talking is one of his gifts and curses as he can use it when in need or at the worst time possible. His appearance can range from chipmunk to a clueless person who is also quite tall.
little girl: Look mom a chipmunk!
Mother: no honey thats a Charvin
little girl: ooooh
by thatguyistotallyawesome August 23, 2011
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Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.
After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.
by Johnny December 20, 2003
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Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.
Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew
by Charmin Man December 15, 2020
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charfin

Those guys were so cool and with them charfin on me like that I really felt like I was apart of their crew.
by Zach L. Miller July 2, 2006
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Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
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squeeze the charmin

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006
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