snow channel 

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.

I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.

snow channel by Peter W.N. May 7, 2008

sci-fi channel 

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

sci-fi channel by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

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Sci-Fi Channel 

Once a television network which aired numerous science fiction series whose diversity has boiled away to a monotonous repetition of "StarGate" and its spin-offs lasting for about 40% of the day. Any airing period left of the day is 30% Battlestar Galactica, 10% Eureka, and the remaining 20% devoted to advertisement, which always seems to cut in whenever the sponsors feel like whoring for attention.

Sci-Fi Channel hasn't been the same since it stopped airing Knight Rider, but I'm sure it will find a diverse audience by airing fake wrestling (ECW, which I'm entirely sure has gallons of science fiction potential). Ironically, despite the number of consecutive airings of SG-1, they haven't considered renaming the entire network to "Stargate Channel" or even decided to make every day a Stargate marathon.

Sci-Fi Channel by pillage 'n' plunder October 10, 2008

Secondhand Disney channel 

When you, unintentionally, know too much about the Disney channel. Because of younger siblings.

Guy: Zach Effron is such a queer.

Guy 2: Who the hell is that?

Guy: The guy who plays Troy in High School Musical.

Guy 2: Dude you got some Secondhand Disney channel going on.

Guy: Yeah my little sister always watches that.

Secondhand Disney channel by dylannnnnnnnn October 18, 2008

ur bad lol sub to my yt channel 

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft

HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

ur bad lol sub to my yt channel by Zoom_Zilla September 18, 2018

Secondary channel

A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.

A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.

Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-

Secondary channel by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010