Chairtear

The act of rolling around in a wheeled office chair, usually because you are so dazed with your current action that you're too lazy to get out of your chair and get some food in the fridge, or turn on the light, for example.

Person 1: Wheee! Yo, man! Epic chairtear to close the window!
Person 2: You're just lazy, actually.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! January 26, 2011

Chairborne

Chair + Borne, after a civilian job Marines and Soldiers dream about once they leave Active Duty

I used to be in USMC, I am now Chairborne in the Civ Div(Civilian Division.

by nme619 May 24, 2016

charleann

A tall tatted up crazy lady usually of Hawaiian descent

This girl I work with is a real Charleann

by StaCraNumba1 November 17, 2016

Aka chairblind

The best intro to a TikTok ever made

Hey what is up guys it’s your boy Andrew aka chairblind

by Guest killer December 9, 2021

Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

by a-chaps January 12, 2008

Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

by Marine2012 January 4, 2009

Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

by R3dundantC January 14, 2008