Chaff

Chaff means phone, 📲

Someone call my Chaff 📲

by Sarah tanner August 26, 2021

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Chaff Head

A christian term for someone who is worldly minded or prone to invest in and pursue meaningless and often ungodly things.

Someone who things of nothing but personal pleasure and monetary gain is a chaff head.

by Nathan Funke June 11, 2010

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Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

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fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

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