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cerrano pepper jerkette

An extremely humorous and wild mexican female who is known to lash out hurtful insults in random intervals.
"Yo esse, your girl just lost it back there. She blew up at you like a cerrano pepper jerkette"
by el mejor conquistador October 20, 2011
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Los Cerritos Middle School

Living hell. 99% mexican pot heads...horrible teachers...like a jail; no windows and their too cheap for air conditioning so we all die.
Kathy: so you go to los cerritos middle school?
Billy: where?
Kathy: your school....
Billy: oh, you mean living hell
by Yoloisthemotto27 July 27, 2012
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Mike Cerrato

"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."
by velvetkenzie October 12, 2011
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cerra

the most beautiful, sexxxy, hot, gorgeous, prettiest girl on the face of this earth. she is the most amazing girl ever! she knows how to keep her boyfriend happy. she cares about him. and most of all she loves him with all her heart! she will marry a guy named matthew and have lots of kids with him!!!!
cerra loves matty but matty loves cerra more
by thuggmuffin January 6, 2009
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Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.
Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!
by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010
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certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.
Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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