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cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"
Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids
by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016
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Cordova High

a.K.a Whoredova High . Ratchets parade the halls and "swag daddies" can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between classes . They flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be 'stuntin on dem hoes' . Their hot slut cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . Weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of G Wing bathroom . Blow Jobs in A Wing discount to 5 dollars .

~T w e r k . T w e r k ~
Keisha: *Twerking in Walmart*

Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?

Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .

Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?

Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
by BigDickJay August 26, 2013
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yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
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Grant Cardone

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.
"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.
by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018
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calvin cordozar broadus jr

Snoop Dogg's real name
Before Snoop Dogg was Snoop Doggy Dogg, he was Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
by HammerTheGreat May 7, 2008
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Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.
Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.
by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007
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Cerdian

noun

Refers to a dialect where the speaker inserts an "er" sound in place of all other vowel sounds. As an example, "dot" would sound like "dirt". The name of this dialect is based on the founder's name, Cody. It has become somewhat popular among easily bored teenagers.
Erw Mer Gersh Erm Sperkierng Cerdian. (Translates to "Oh my gosh, I'm speaking Cerdian")
by Mark Hoffarth April 22, 2006
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