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Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.
I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.
by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010
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centaurworld

a really good netflix show about some singing and dancing half animal half man things who do stuff like sing and dance and fight rotten elk corpses, highly reccomend it
"have you seen centaurworld before" "no its for little kids" "lol" said the cw fan, "lmao"
by philip j bonecrunch January 17, 2022
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21st century liability

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.
"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"
by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019
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centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.
Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.
by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013
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centari

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads
Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari
by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017
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21st century humor

a neverending rabbithole of weird humor videos
by dontstealmydefinitions July 29, 2020
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Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
by hacker lovers May 6, 2009
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