Celebater

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021

Celebite

A misspelling of the word "Celibate"

"My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life."
"*Celebite"

by Nikimod April 15, 2023

Celebritease

One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meeting said crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.

Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.

by BanditBall August 8, 2025

celebrited

The state of being officially exposed after committing a crime, specifically when the police seize your phone and gain full access to your digital life, messages, photos, search history, everything. The moment your private world becomes legal evidence.

A dark hybrid of celebrated and celebrity—because once your phone is taken, you’re famous for all the wrong reasons.

They celebrited his phone at the station and the whole case unraveled.

He thought he’d wiped everything, but once his phone was celebrited, it was over.

by Kzalo December 8, 2025

In celeritas veritas

Truth in speed.
The quickest answer is the truest.

In an unguarded moment he quickly blurted out the truth, saying what he really thought, "in celeritas veritas"

by urbandiksh September 23, 2022