jamie caldwell

Gay, hairy, small penis, chronic masturbater

There is never enough lotion for Jamie Caldwell

by Jamie Caldwell July 13, 2017

Jamie Caldwell

A bro who will always have your back bro. When you can't reach it yourself this bro will lend you a hand. So, in conclusion a BRO!

What ever will I jerk off to tonight? (Jamie form the ceiling) Why not me bro? Oh that Jamie Caldwell! What a bro!

by Supercock May 8, 2018

Teya Caldwell

Teya has brown hair that fades to blonde! She likes her hair short! She is pretty, kind (most of the time)! She doesn’t like to smile cause of her braces, so she will stick out her tongue in all pictures! When her hair gets wet, it curls into the most perfect little curls ever!!!! She laughs silent most of the time! She loves spicy foods, specially takis! She will go thru thick and thin with you, you will not get tired of her, and she is up to do almost anything anytime except when she’s sleeping or hangry!!!! She gets tan rly easily and has a super bad tan line of wearing shorts. She loves making up songs and/or dancing to weird things! She loves over sized clothes, no she lives in oversized clothes! She can not eat like have the things in the world but will eat them anyway! Doesn’t like to follow the rules and loves to talk back to people!! She is also a old women at heart! If you meet a teya, you’ll be best friend or gf and bf forever!!!

All boys want a Teya Caldwell!

by Cheesecake Jr July 26, 2018

Bob Caldwell

Fuck if I know.

A Bob Caldwell is typical seen sporting a sweet pink IPhone holster.

by Aguachica September 13, 2018

aiden caldwell

Aiden Calwell, the main character and protagonist in techlands: Dying Light 2: Stay Human, available on playstation, xbox, and pc, on february 4th 2022

Did you see that techland added a new outfit for Aiden Caldwell , it looks really cool

by MattsBallistic on yt November 23, 2021

cardwell

A formal surname it literally means COLD WATER

That cardwell will freeze you to the bone

by thatstu8ffdefined August 14, 2017

Caldwell

A small town in southern central Kansas. Full of rednecks, hicks, conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. Some people from Caldwell are total idiots. Kansas should force them to move below the border into oklahoma. They would fit in down there.

Well I don't know how they do in Kansas City but here in Caldwell we drink and drive for fun. That or cut kittys down on main. Hell we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.

by Johann Bjartsnmeshurts April 24, 2011