catastrophic sexual transmutation

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

by heroditus August 25, 2006

catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.

No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.

by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

catastrophallic

Something worse than catastrophic.

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.

by Bradley Python February 18, 2008

Catastrophoclysm

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.

This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!

by B-Lister January 6, 2011

Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020