Cameau

A beautiful last name that means beautiful family

I wish my family were like the Cameau’s

by Cuhshjsjshwbbwshhe October 17, 2021

Chateaubriand

Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!

by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Chateaubriand

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

Grace cadeau

Fucking prick

Grace cadeau is a fucking prick

by Anonymous 563 October 19, 2019

Shotgun chateau

Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids

There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side

by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022

chateaubriand sauce

ejaculate

she gobbled down the chateaubriand sauce.

by DelBoyTrotter January 2, 2010

chateau

To change someone else's PC desktop settings while they are away, such as by changing the color scheme or background (often to the absurd "Chateau" bitmap that comes with Windows 2000 and later). Used in office environments as a mild prank and a friendly (or not-so-friendly) reminder to lock one's workstation when away.

Also extends to more malicious pranks, including sending emails posing as the victim, etc.

Look, Jeff left his computer unlocked again. Let's chateau him.

by Blandon March 1, 2006