cat

A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.

Today, I forgot to worship the cat, and it smited my friend, bob.

by The cookie monster 1234445 April 15, 2020

cat

A small creature usualy used as a pet, which at first, sprouts happiness, but then a bucket of saddness when dead(or missing).

My cat is a lazy ass.

by RansomXenom September 5, 2013

cat

another word for pussy

u have a nice wet cat

by LolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDL February 11, 2021

cat

furry, playful, felines;

loves to rub against objects/people;

can jump pretty high;

have amazing speed & agility;

comes in many different shapes, texture, patterns & styles;
obtains a large amount of.. curiosity

better than sharks, obviously.

1. That is one cool cat.

by c shell August 27, 2009

cat

Slang for a female human being!

Hey that prettyboy over there who walks and talks funny is afraid of the cat!

by Piranha February 16, 2007

cat

some one who is a cat is a flake and always bails much like a stray cat does when you aproach it

bro alex is such a cat he never shows
alex hella catted on us last night

by glassbluntz July 11, 2010

cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.

My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.

by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020