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castration cop 

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.
You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.
castration cop by Castration Cop January 19, 2005

Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!
Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.
Verbal Castration by PatronJoJo April 18, 2010

Cyber Castration 

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.
Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?
Cyber Castration by @creativfluffer November 29, 2011

Cuban Castration 

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.
Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.

Spoon Castration  

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

Cashtration 

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}
When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
Cashtration by Jeorne May 6, 2009