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Carrot

The best object for pleasing women and gay men
I WANNA FUCK A CARROT
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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Carrot

This is a carrot. Idk why im doing this. its a random word friend gave me..... its orange i think.... im colorblind idk.
Person 1: Hey look at that carrot
Person 2: nice. its a carrot
by HisokasFacePaint March 18, 2021
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Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010
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An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.
The carrots are coming!!!
by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016
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Carrots

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!
by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 19, 2011
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Carroting

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014
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Carroted

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."
Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."
by ily blc November 21, 2010
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