Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain

I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut

by TSUAOJAP February 24, 2011

status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.

Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!

by cnote56 September 16, 2010

Carpet Bomming

Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.

We will all do carpet bomming to start

by RCCONNOLLY May 6, 2021

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.

Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.

by rewinn September 26, 2013