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Closet Carnivore 

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
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cock carnivore 

A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon
cock carnivore by John Warner August 18, 2006

social carnivore 

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.
I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

Hardcore Carnivore 

1. The name of a specific company that produces bbq meat and seaonings founded by Jesse Pyles.

2. One who has a hardcore craving for meat and nothing but.
1. "Have you brought Hardcore Carnivore again?"
"Yep, I bought their seasonings to go with my Black Angus steak!"

2. "Wow, have you seen Hyde? He is devouring all of the meat on his table!"
"Now THAT'S what I call a Hardcore Carnivore!"

Social Carnivore 

A semi-vegetarian, one that only eats meat in the presence of others.
Tom's such a social carnivore, he doesn't usually eat meat but it was Bethany's birthday.
Social Carnivore by Fitz B September 30, 2009

bi-carnivore 

A male or female who likes to have sex with their own gender, but also goes both ways. Same as bi-sexual.
Jody is such a bi-carnivore with jennifer.
bi-carnivore by Boogers1 January 24, 2008

Teriyaki Carnivore 

(adjective, noun) A name for someone who eats a lot of meat and never looses his/her sweet, fine ass.
Melissa will always be a Teriyaki Carnivore, as long as she doesn't eat too much ice cream and Chick-fil-a french fries.