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Getting Carried on Fortnite

Dimos is shit at Fortnite, so he gets carried by everyone he plays with.
Fuck Dimos, that cunt, he is always getting carried on FOrtnite
by Jesse BRodie March 1, 2018
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carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
by DerekGibney June 22, 2006
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Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.
Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.
by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007
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carnie

Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !
by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004
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bar carnie

The person (usually a woman) who solicits nightclub patrons to buy funeral grade flowers for exorbitant prices. Like all carnies, her sales pitch is a simple one: Buy overpriced goods for your female companion or end up looking like a cheapskate.
Damn, the bouncers let a bar carnie in. Let's hit the dance floor before she tries to sell us a $20 rose!
by Dave MZ September 7, 2005
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Carnie

Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak
Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.
by Great Sacandaga Lake October 2, 2007
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