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Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
by IcePhreak October 22, 2014
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George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.
by DonZabu June 23, 2008
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Gay Carlos

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.
Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos
by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019
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George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.
"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.
by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006
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carbon

carbon is a hoe
by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020
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Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004
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Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
by DX25 November 10, 2008
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