Carleton University

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

by Ravens! March 4, 2009

Carleton

A small liberal arts college in Northfield, Minnesota. Known for its high academic standards, Carleton is ranked as one of the best liberal arts colleges in the nation and hands down the best college in Minnesota. The students are extremely friendly, outgoing, and genuinely nerdy, but by no means are they considered prudes.

Student #1: I'm going to Carleton!! Am I awesome, or what?!

Student #2: Nice! Do you know any smart people going to St. Olaf?

Student #1: Nope.

by crltn15 September 23, 2011

Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.

Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?

by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011

Carlton Cole

A sexual position in which the man (who must be black and hung like a horse) completely attacks and dominates the person of the opposite sex (may be black or white) and when at the point of ejaculation, the man pulls out and as he cant finish, ejaculates in her ear

I Carlton Cole'd my gf by cumming in her ear

by Numancia May 6, 2013

Carleton Place

A little town outside of Ottawa, you’d think that this town was right in the middle of Alabama with the wacky twang of everyone’s voices and the fact that this small little country town might possibly be the most homophobic, racist, trailer folk town you can come across. The way this town looks you could think it’s just one big inbreeding, country music listening, white trailer park.

“Why does that guy sound like he’s from Texas”
“Well that’s because he’s from Carleton Place”

by Drago.useff124 June 20, 2019

Clanton Sneak

When you extend non consensual oral to a female when she ain't paying attention

We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!

by Aswaja2020 December 1, 2020

Carlton dance

Carlton's dance from The Fresh Price og Bel-Air.

Carlton dance
Nobody got moves like carlton

by bamboali June 8, 2012