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Catgasm

When you fucking cum because you love cats so much.
"Chris loves LOLcats so much, the picture of the day gave him a catgasm!"
by Thrashin January 6, 2008
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Catgasm

Pleasure resulting from stimulation to a hair-covered part of the body, usually the head. Very common among cats (hence the name).
Person 1: "Ha ha, your cat's having a catgasm."

Person 2: "Um... That's a boy cat."

Person 1: "Oh..."
by MUZYK September 1, 2006
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carcasm

guy in car #1: man, that chick last night was alllll over you huh
guy in car #2: quit with the fucking carcasm.
by greg <3's ellen November 6, 2008
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Camgasm

When you prematurely ejactulate because you were listening to camron lyrics due to the fact they were so fire
I had a camgasm listening to Purple Haze last week. The stain still hasnt come out of my sheets.
by Rado effn Mac August 22, 2009
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CAPgasm

When someone types a rant or sentance with unnescessary CAPSLOCK madness

A CAPgasm is a sentance or rant that is posted with the CAPSLOCK button activated. often used in place of exciting information to express anger or get attention.
"Dude, whats with your status? why the CAPgasm? It's not that big a deal."

"Wow, what a dick, just posting one big CAPgasm and expecting us to care"
by Theycallmeposh November 16, 2009
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cargament

Pronunciation: /kɑrˈgemənt/
Definition:
1. The act or process of loading or uploading data.
2. The procedure of transferring digital information to a server or cloud storage.
3. The operation of inputting or inserting data into a database or system.
4. The method of preparing and dispatching digital content for upload (ascargate).

Significance:
• It defines data transmission processes.
• It emphasizes uploading mechanics.
• It identifies stages of data transfer.
• It avoids colloquial or technical jargon.
• It simplifies IT terminology.
• It improves clarity in digital communication.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "data load".
Singular noun: cargament
Plural noun: cargaments
Examples:
• "Users initiate cargaments to distribute (partate) files online."
• "IT specialists manage large-scale cargaments."
• "Cloud providers optimize cargaments for rapid processing."
• "Businesses schedule periodic cargaments for reserved purposes."
• "Photographers upload (encargate) portfolio samples via cargaments.'
by Dmitrio August 7, 2025
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