Eric Cartman

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

by Southparkfan November 19, 2005

Eric Cartman

jesus himself

Truman: Eric Cartman is so retarded
Gal: you cant say that Eric Cartman is jesus!

by dud licker October 11, 2021

eric cartman

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman!!!!

by satans little whore September 26, 2005

Cardhandler

A person of ill-repute or worthy of suspicion

Guzik probably stole your wallet, he's a real cardhandler.

by bloomberg August 25, 2014

Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.

You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!

by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014

cartmansexual

a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this

That person is attracted to Eric Cartman, they are "cartmansexual".

by armylucas8709 March 31, 2023

cartmancore

Anything pertaining to Eric Cartman or his personality.

"That stupid fucking autistic girl is posting cartmancore edits in the groupchat, can you ban her?"

by cyberfencer April 2, 2023