Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

Capybara Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate the world's most magnificent rodent. July 10th of every year.

In honor of Caplin Rous

I'm pulling up to the after party for Capybara Appreciation Day

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

Capybara

An american animal.
It eventually became a meme due to its cuteness, now everyone wants a capybara.

John: omg I want a capybara
Sarah: hell no they are gross!!!
John: ok I pull up

by DanyTheWalkingJelly October 28, 2022

capybara

aniaml that chil ass funk

that capybara chil ass funk

by okjgftyjumjyhthw November 29, 2022

Frozen capybara

the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.

Me: that girl has such a hot vagina
Friend: give her the frozen capybara

by Huttttt January 7, 2025

Capybara Central

A server dedicated to Noragami, filled with wholesome fanatics that thirst for bones and thighs. But don't forget tha dude with the foot fetish!

Sad fellah: "Yo I'm a bit sad, haven't sleep nor had enough dank thighs for days"

Wholesome fellahs: "Don't worry, Here in Capybara Central we got you covered any day" *Big Yukine smile*

Happy fellah (Sad fellah): "Heck Y E E T my dudez, I luv u all. You all are so precious"

Wholesome fellah 1: "hugs you tight <3"

Wholesome fellah 2: "<3"

Wholesome fellah 3: "<3 Hug"

by A fellah named Bob August 10, 2018

Capybara

When someone is lying and cap just doesn’t do it.

That’s some capybara right there.

by ShrimpDaddy November 1, 2022