Cappie

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/

A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.

Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."

Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.

by Erequoisèlobie August 6, 2024

Cappy

A word meaning both good and bad, depending on how you use it and the situation in which you use it.

Bad cappy
"yo, Grace said she shit herself"
"bruh, shes sooo cappy. what a bitch”

Good cappy
"damnnnn Campbell, you look cappy as fuck tonight!”

by moneymorton March 21, 2021

Cappy

A person that condones unethical behaviour.

1. Your a cappy for giving that team the win even though you know what they did was nasty.
2.

by Anonymous866 November 30, 2021

Cappie

Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.

Mikhail: That bastard Cappie won't have a single hour of hard labour in his life.

by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025

Mad Cappy

The best kind of cappy. You say this when your really into something, someone, or just having a good ass time.

“Bro, Andrews feelin MADDDDDD CAPPY tonight”

“Andrews outfit making him look mad cappy”

by moneymorton March 21, 2021

Cappy

Calm-happy

I’m feeling cappy today

by Empro June 27, 2025

Cappy

A person who condones unethical behaviours.

Your a Cappy for giving that team the win when you know what they did was wrong

by Anonymous866 November 30, 2021