Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009